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The mannequins want to kill us. I’m not kidding. Watch the commercials, fashion shoots, runway shows. You see the spark of hatred in their eyes? It is because we recently ate a hamburger and they wish they could remember the taste of a MacVulgos.

And again, the hatred is for the good days. I suggest we all three expressions decryption mortuary, forgiveness, facial, our friends the models (women’s magazines always suggest deciphering, I love, it gives me the impression of living in a mysterious kind Indiana Jones Country Code Secret Enchanted). Yes, they have only three expressions. Do not abuse the good things.

1. I’m dead or at least extremely bored

Mannequin Channel

This is the default expression of the model, quite comparable to the interstellar void that can be observed in its supermarket fish counter. Note that the face of dead can enhance the product without worrying about a possible interaction model / reader – let alone empathy.

2. I’m better than you

Mannequin Gaultier

The principle when you sell a bag 400 euros or 80 euros a perfume is that you must convince the customer that the product is just too much for it (but after twelve loans, it can rise to the height of a piece of crocodile). This requires that the model shows its superiority. It raises the ego, one that makes you want to pay a beer to girl for her to calm down a bit.

3. I’ll kill you

Mannequin Dior

That one, I’m not sure of reaching understanding (except like hamburger). Why so aggressive in the expression? Why this recurring feeling that the model will stab me if I look away? Nobody knows but it seems that the Secret Service, worried about the terrorist threat presented by the army thin (you know how many sticks of dynamite can be attached around the waist of a model before she fed the air? enough to blow the Elysee), are working on the issue.

Deciphering the 3 expressions mortuary dior dummy mannequins it happens exceptionally that the models are smiling, but it is usually to express the idea that they are better than us (yet) and that their life is too great (as long we do not take into consideration the lack of a good burger with bacon and double cheese).

On holidays and for those with acting skills, we can add two words: “ha ha I am so incredibly surprised” and “ha ha my mouth open and my eyes almost closed a vibro show was taped between my legs for the shoot. “